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We got an IRC channel!
October 25, 2008 by Nillerz

Oh hey look, that one CAG site finally updated their front page.

We have an IRC channel for us to be pretentious elitist better-than-you types in. It is located at irc.rizon.net #cag and you are only allowed in if you are smart. NO GIRLS ALLOWED (except mom + strippers).

What is there to talk about in this channel? Oh, nothing much, just how much SMARTER we are than the average person! Talk about how stupid people are, how wrong people are, and how you're right. It's essentially a great place to argue on the internet. Remember, anyone who disagrees with you is a troll.

If you're a DULLARD and cannot connect to IRC Channels or if your MOTHER doesn't want you to download a client, try http://www.mibbit.com/ , and I'm NOT giving you a hyperlink, you need to type it out or copy and paste, you You, you.

RULES: Don't be stupid, only SMART people are allowed in the channel. I guess that means only I'M allowed in it, then!
Don't not be pretentious. Don't you just ADORE double negatives?
Remember: Anyone who doesn't use the latest version of Opera on their computer that uses Debian as its operating system is a communist and if you are caught using ChatZilla you will forever be laughed at because you are wrong! The absolute only political party allowed in here is Marx inspired Libertarian-Dictatorship. If you don't support Ron Paul you will be kicked!

So remember:

irc.rizon.net

#cag

Third ClearlyAGenius.Com Comic Joins Posse

July 13, 2008 by Nillerz

If you notice above, we are now hosting Elephant Steve comics. These comics are protected by fair use. Take that.

Not much more to say on the subject. I know you're all used to witty exposè and some tongue-and-cheek comment on the current status of society, this site, and other things of interest and value, but you know what? We're going beyond that. We're going to the point where I tell you what I think you need to know, nothing more and nothing interesting because that doesn't exist. Booyah.

International Stick Figure Awareness Day

July 8, 2008 by Nillerz

In light of the recently declining status of the beloved and cherished art-style known as "stick", I have established November 17th as an international day of awareness and reverence to those easy to draw yet somewhat disliked stick figures. Many people dissilusion themselves into believing that these time-honored and revered shortcuts lack style, personality, or creative potential. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

The fourth one is from XKCD by Randall Munroe, the fifth is supposed to look like Xiao Xiao but it's not, so don't sue me dude.

These examples clearly show how sticks can be made to fit with any style out there. These truly dynamic and minimalistic designs truly are in need of their own holiday, so I have taken it upon myself to provide a holiday for them. On November 17th, 2008, the first International Stick Figure Awareness Day will take place. If you would like to celebrate, simply show that you are participating by drawing stick figures all over any medium you feel is safe to draw stick figures on. Make sure to take photos! After the celebration, this site (www.ClearlyAGenius.Com) will host all the photos you take, as well as stick figure fan-art, stick figure stories, stick figure animations, and all other things stick figure in a section. Make sure to e-mail them to me at Nillerz [at] clearlyagenius.com. Press, please put "press; response requested" in the subject of your e-mail.

On a different note, no one gets the last Clearly a Genius comic...

Hey folks, Nillerz here

June 28, 2008 by Nillerz

Well as you've probably noticed I have decided to host other peoples comics on CAG. Everybody welcome SHINE!

In her own words:

"Whatsisface decided that he was going to host other comics beside his own, so I suppose I'll be the first to jump his e-boner and take his webcomic-host virginity before you cunts do. I'm awesome, and you aren't. I'm number one. I'm NUMBER FUCKING ONE."

Unfortunately she is gravely incorrect. She may be the first to jump on my e-boner but the fact remains: I'm number one. Why am I number one? Easy, when I installed her setup for the comic displaying machine, she gave me a ridiculous password that started with #. This pass messed up the install, so I went into leet hacker mode and got into her admin panel before she did. I promptly did some things now she can access it, but the knowledge of how quickly I managed to snake in there will haunt her dreams for years. Also, I can totally just delete her at any time, but I wouldn't do that; She's number 2.

Now I'd like to draw attention to something else, she said specifically that she wanted to jump on my boner first before a group of cunts whome I can only assume are not her jump on it. This specifically implies that more will be jumping on my boner, and for that I am happy. Let it be known that this site is open for business, per se, and anyone who wants to jump on my cock, feel free to try. Just keep in mind that Shine did it first, that lucky doll.

Also holy crap we have news on the front page!

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